back from hell

that is from my photoshoot...i am so tired...every inch of me is aching...my neck is probably broken...my head too from tilting at weird angles...my mouth is completely frozen from giving the fakes smiles...my eyes will have more wrinkles from the smiling too....my hair will probably all fall off with all the crazy hair spray...my legs are all numb from the posing..i think i am going to die...it is so tiring...basically i just spent money to torture myself....but luckily God was kind to me...i did not have a fever todae ..even though i was coughing it was still bearable...most of my photoshoot was done indoors so in general it was still ok....just that i had to sit on one butt cheek so that my back will be straight lah, angle nice lah etc....daddy and i were just so awkward that i think the photographer must think that we are the world's laziest couple....i think gary (PG) could sense that i was uncomfortable in heels that he allowed me to go around barefooted during the photoshoot...anyway gary probably thinks that all married couple come from moscow circus coz he will get u to balance urself at funny angles and ur own body will tremble and shake..u will develop muscles in places where u dun even think have muscles and at times u will get this sudden burst of anger where u just feel like going over to punch the photographer in his face if he asks u to redo that pose again...haaaa...if u think the indoor shoot is bad then the outdoor is even worse...despite not having any sun ard, the perspiration that we both produced could even flush the toilet bowl 10 times...and for god's sake, stop making me kiss that sweaty pig aka daddy...i was just telling daddy that we probably kiss more times todae then what we do in our 7 plus yrs together...gross!...and those ppl outside, stop gawking at us when we are taking our photos ok..it is rude to stare and plus do u think it is easy to sit on the grass and pretend to be having such a great time together when there are ants crawling ard nearby?...and the man who so rudely walked past us when we were at Hota park, the next time when i see u, i will make sure i will trip u and u will fall into the pond...i dun care...u jolly well wait for me to take finish my photos before crossing my path..uncle u wanna try sitting on a cancan?...anyway my verdict is wedding phototshoot is strictly for ppl who really want to feel like America's Next Top Model...not for commoners like me...my own saving grace is that i have the best husband in the world!..not because he is fat ok but because todae during my outdoor photoshoot, we saw an average of another 5 to 6 couples taking their photos too (Singapore is so small that locations for photoshoot are so limited)..anyway back to seeing the other couples having their photoshoot, ONLY MY DADDY was helping me with my gown when i had to move from one location to another for the photoshoot...for the rest of the husbands, when the photographers say ok go, they will just move off with their poor wives struggling with their 3 inch heels and their long wedding gowns...for me, once my photographer says ok go, my daddy will take the flowers from me and hold the back of my gown and walk behind me...what a good boy, dun u think? i am so proud of u fat daddy!!..anyway photos will be out in 3 weeks time..i hope they better do a good job with photoshop since obviously cannot count on my natural beauty!..haa